Happy Valentines Day…Bryce!

Bryce…of course!

 

So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from hell
Blue skies from pain
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
Did they get you to trade
Your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
Did you exchange
A walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?
How I wish, how I wish you were here
We’re just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
Running over the same old ground
And how we found
The same old tears
Wish you were here
                                         ~PF

 

Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow

My goodness!! Gwyneth is so gorgeous!

 

 

 

Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow

 

Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow-super yum!
Gwyneth Paltrow

 

 

Kate Upton

Who knew there were so many delicious photos of Kate just lying around! I’d put up more but she makes my heart pitter-patter! Then I stop breathing for a while. Then that’s it!

Kate Upton

 

Kate Upton

 

Kate Upton

Danielle Mansutti

Danielle Mansutti

 

Danielle Mansuttihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyyiTyhrCt8

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyyiTyhrCt8

While conducting my early searches I was fully convinced this was Bryce and Paige. My kid was watching this and watched as much of Danielle Mansutti as possible. I was going to join her fan club. When I was in LA the first time she was on her way there as well. Oh, you guys were going to mess with me with her…that would have been good if I didn’t leave town.

When I found out it wasn’t her I did something I’m never supposed to do and that was to erase from my notes. I was so embarrassed but I could not erase all the pictures because of my rule. I leave things no matter how bad so I can trace my steps and sometimes I’m right even when I’m wrong like here. Bryce and Paige’s clones as remarkably beautiful here as they are here.

Danielle is in the beauty industry and entertainment as well. Her videos are a delight. I thought Paige and Bryce were pretending not to be  sisters but I believe these two are just friends. It’s like an alternative universe.

I fell in love with you and your clone! and so with Paige too!

I did feel betrayed and jealous though to see you with your hunk of a man and your child.

I’m watching the video and these girls are just so beautiful!! They didn’t know you have to add sugar to basic kook-aid…very funny!

Margaery Tyrell aka Natalie Dormer

Unbelievable, exact match as Dormer. So exquisite!! These girls are just spectacular!! You know the possibility always exists that we don’t know who is cloned off of whom. Or if our girls are not cloned off someone else.

Danielle is real Bryce like when she eats the Reese’s Crunchy candy. I’m guessing they build up Danielle’s cheeks and chin maybe nose a bit.

The other girl is Maddie, just caught her name.

These two make me crazy as I watch them, so similar, and the deeper I get the closer to the girls they are.

I’m truly grateful I rarely get old and boring. Something new is always coming down the pike.

I guess I would check out more of the candy vids for more clones. Perhaps some films done down under. I suspected clones were being used so an actor could be at two places at once. I don’t really know what went on with the radio interview with Elvis Duran of Ron for his film Inferno. It sounded like him but not him and I wondered if it was taped or a clone was used.

From: Pretty Ugly Little Liars

Someone shoot me now! Can you believe this?!! Still not the same woman…mostly!

I sat on these cause I didn’t know what I had.

I have an appointment back on the planet Earth and I hope by then whatever I hope I took to explain this will wash out. Later gators!

Talk about confused emotions. I cannot take opening up to this page and seeing Danielle in that first photo.

JUly 29 2017

I usually don’t add to an already posted post but I can’t help it. The photos of Danielle are the most difficult of any of the photos. She also apparently connected with me when I connected with her. Very difficult and the video with her friend Maddy aka Paige does not help at all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jolene

I wanted to put up another photo of Jolene Blalock but I wanted to find one that was, “Not too Trekkie and not too Sexy”. This was the best I could do…this is no way near an easy task!!!

Eiza

 

 

Eiza Gonzolez
Eiza Gonzolez

 

 

Eiza Gonzolez
Eiza Gonzolez

The 11th Dr. Who…

‘s female lead….

Karen Gillan
Presley Smith

Hauntingly beautiful eyes on both.

 

Presley won’t be female lead for a few years yet. If she marries the 11th Dr. Who her name would be…. Presley Smith!!!

Same last name, probably turn out to be uncle and niece, or something like that.

 

I Love How You Love Me

Jolene Blalock

I Love How You Love Me
I love how your eyes close whenever you kiss me
And when I’m away from you I love how you miss me
I love the way you always treat me tenderly
But, darling, most of all I love how you love me
(Love how you love me)
I love how your heart beats whenever I hold you
I love how you think of me without being told to
I love the way your touch is always heavenly
But, darling, most of all I love how you love me
(Love how you love me)
I love how your eyes close whenever you kiss me
And when I’m away from you I love how you miss me
I love the way your touch is always heavenly
But, darling, most of all I love how you love me
(Love how you love me)
I love how you hug me (love how you hug me)
I love how you squeeze me, tease me, please me
Love, how you love me
I love how you love me
Songwriters: Barry Mann / Larry Kolber
I Love How You Love Me lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVs7VVv9HOc
https://youtu.be/NVs7VVv9HOc

Happy Mother’s Day

 

 

Oakes Fegley is Pete and Oona Laurence is Natalie in Disney’s PETE’S DRAGON, the story of a boy named Pete and his best friend Elliot, who just happens to be a dragon.

Presley Smith

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Presley Smith

 

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The Mother Lode of Bryce

Bryce Dallas Howard

While I was in a self-induced coma I must have missed this treasure trove of Bryce! She formed her own Network and it is loaded with goodies. This will take me a while to go through while I look for the Mother Lode!!! Aye…the Mother Lode…the photos none of us would recognize of her as she quietly slips through crowds and airports and Bryce impostors. It’s out there and it’s my job to find it. Until then here’s our treasure trove of true treasure…Bryce Howard…veins of gold…with a pulse!!!

Enjoy her network!!!

https://www.brycedallashoward.co

The Best is Yet to Come…

The Best Is Yet To Come
Out of the tree of life I just picked me a plum
You came along and everything started’in to hum
Still it’s a real good bet
The best is yet to come
Best is yet to come and babe won’t that be fine
You think you’ve seen the sun
But you ain’t seen it shine
A wait til the warm up’s under way
Wait til our lips have met
And wait til you see that sunshine day
You ain’t seen nothing yet
The best is yet to come
And babe won’t it be fine
Best is yet to come,
Come the day you’re mine
Come the day you’re mine
I’m gonna teach you to fly
We’ve only tasted the wine
We’re gonna drain the cup dry
Wait til your charms are right for these arms, to surround
You think you’ve flown before
But baby you ain’t left the ground
Wait till you’re locked in my embrace
Wait til I draw you near
And wait til you see that sunshine place
Ain’t nothing like it here
The best is yet to come
And babe won’t it be fine
The best is yet to come,
Come the day you’re mine
Come the day you’re mine
And you’re gonna be mine
Songwriters: Cy Coleman / Carolyn Leigh
The Best Is Yet To Come lyrics © Downtown Music Publishing

 

I’d recognize her anywhere…except in my office!

Bryce Howard Photos:  

  1. Photos you’ve never seen before of Bryce.
  2. Photos Bryce has never seen of Bryce.
  3. Photos Bryce’s family has never seen of Bryce.
  4. Photos Bryce’s family doesn’t remember ever seeing of Bryce.
  5. Photos Bryce’s family doesn’t want Bryce to see of Bryce.
  6. Photos taken with a high power lens of Bryce…if you know what I mean. ; ;

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Bryce Howard
Bryce Howard
Bryce Howard… unmistakeable!
Bryce Howard…yes it’s her!
…and her little dog too!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bryce Thanks for popping by the office a few months ago just to twirl around and lounge in my chair. It was nice seeing you there!

 

 

Bryce Howard

 

Bryce Howard

 

Bryce

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bryce

 

 

 

Not Bryce…. Presley Smith aka Sunny from A Series of Unfortunate Events…Bryce’s daughter…well rather…our daughter….shh! Already speaking Yiddish!!!! I’m kvelling!!
Presley Smith, all the beauty of Bryce and my right ear!!!

Sex and Candy

Hangin’ round downtown by myself
And I had so much time
To sit and think about myself
And then there she was

Like double cherry pie
Yeah there she was
Like disco superfly

I smell sex and candy here
Who’s that lounging in my chair

 

Who’s that casting devious stares
In my direction

Mama this surely is a dream

Yeah mama this surely is a dream

Yeah mama this surely is a dream

Hangin’ round downtown by myself

And I had too much caffeine

And I was thinkin’ ’bout myself

And then there she was

In platform double suede
Yeah there she was

Like disco lemonade

I smell sex and candy here
Who’s that lounging in my chair

 

Who’s that casting devious stares
In my direction

Mama this surely is a dream

Yeah mama this surely is a dream

Yeah mama this surely is a dream

I smell sex and candy here

Who’s that lounging in my chair

Who’s that casting devious stares in my direction

Mama this surely is a dream

Yeah mama this surely is a dream

 

Yeah mama this surely is a dream

 

 

Yeah mama this must be my dream

 

 

 

 

Kate Moss celebrates the return of Teddies

Kate Moss returns from Europe to find all Teddies have been returned to rightful owners.

Yesterday Kate Moss returned home from Europe to find out Teddies were back. She prepared to put on the Teddy after she selected something tasteful to wear under it.

Much to her excitement she discovered that it was the Teddy Bears that were back and not the lace Teddies as she first thought.

She and her bear hugged and caught up on old times. They then engaged in a photo shoot that could only be described as joyous.

A while later she put on her lace Teddy and caught up with her husband in a moment that could also only be described as joyous. Sadly, no photos of that were permitted.

The Moment Odysseus Knew…

For General Audiences:

May be inappropriate for children (Contains nudity of mermaids)

 

Warning!! Contains Soggy Bottoms

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.mheine.com/sirens-concept.html

https://bcc-cuny.digication.com/rjlanors/The_Seductive_Voices_of_Sirens    “Sirens get to control and do whatever they want with you.”

 

 

She is the sweetest girlie…

She’s Got the Money, Too

I’m just as fond of beauty, as anyone can be,
For them rosy cheeks and pearly teeth, I dearly love to see.
For I know one that has them, except me and you,
Lord, she is the sweetest girly and she’s got the money, too.

 Now, won’t I love my honey (Lord, yes)
And won’t I spend her money, (Ain’t I mean?)
I’m as happy as a flower that sips the fallen dew,
For I know a little girly and she’s got the money, too.

She takes me out a’ridin’ whenever she comes down,
She owns the finest Cadillac and Buick in the town.
She told me that she loves me, oh listen, wouldn’t you?
Oh, she is the sweetest girly and she’s got the money, too.

I asked her a question, if she would be my bride.
She said, “You are the sweetest boy that ever lived or done.”
I told her that I meaned it, she said she did too.
She is the sweetest girly and she’s got the money, too.

Bryce’s Dad: Ron Howard

Here’s Bryce’s Dad Ron Howard as he currently appears (with 10 layers of heavy make-up).

Here’s Ron when he was a child actor

Bryce’s father, great director and actor: Ronald William Howard

Little known fact about Ron… he would steal clothing from other actors while they were on the set and have his Aunt Bee make new clothes for him. In this picture he displays the handsome jacket Bee made for him in between takes of the “Andy Griffith Show” out of the smoking jacket he stole from Boris Karloff’s dressing room! The jacket is now known as the “Haha I stole this from Frankenstein’s Monster” Jacket. Here is Boris Karloff wearing the original smoking jacket before it was purloined and colored with the Periwinkle colored Crayola Crayon.

Basil Rathbone, Boris Karloff, and Donnie Dunagan aka “The Lindbergh Baby”
Boris Karloff and Donnie Dunagan in Son of Frankenstein meets Charles Lindbergh, Jr.
Donnie Dunagan as “The Lindbergh Baby”
Donnie Dunagan in a photo taken at Monsterpalooza in 2015 alive and well. He is well known and well regarded for enjoying spending time with hotties.

I have tried repeatedly to collect the reward for finding “The Lindbergh Baby” alive and well, alas to no avail. With interest the reward would total about 50 Billion Zimbabwean Dollars, maybe more!

Quiz of the Day: Operation ‘Dinner Out’

What is Operation ‘Dinner Out’ and how does it relate to this young man? Answer will appear on the same day Rocky Horror Live shows up at Universal Studios Florida.(Just kidding…that’s in 2023!! The answer is below)

Robert Redford in Spy Game

Robert Redford in Pete’s Dragon
Bryce Howard, Robert Redford, and Oona Laurence in Pete’s Dragon
Oakes Fegley as Pete with his Dragon in Pete’s Dragon also starring Operation Dinner Out Redford!…everyone should have one! (A dragon that is!)
Shhh! (Isn’t this perfect!!!!!!!)