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December 29, 2016
Bryce Dallas Howard in “Black Mirror”
December 27, 2016
January 15, 2017
Bryce Dallas Howard: Actress, Director and Humanitarian displays not only the most amazing cleavage North of Antarctica but also the cardiac scar she received when she donated her only living heart to a total stranger in need. She stated, “I’m pretty big hearted and the recipient would have almost certainly died without it.” She also stated, “I’ll manage without it for a while since I’ve learned some amazing Tibetan meditation practices from a good friend of mine. He’s awesome and I’m sure will give me his heart when the time comes…if he hasn’t already.”
Bryce Dallas Howard in “Jurassic World” Released June 12, 2015, directed by Colin Trevorrow generated 1.67 Billion USD. Bryce Howard was quoted as saying, “That seems like a lot of money but after all the bills were paid and we smuggled all that great coffee out of Costa Rica in dinosaur eggs we were left with about 40 cents.” She also said, “The real money was made on popcorn and those new cool Coca Cola machines which can generate every possible flavor of Coke under the sun, though one combination of flavors we mixed turned out to taste something like we envision the Dead Sea Scrolls might if you were allowed to taste them.” In this photo Bryce fights off a giant dinosaur using nothing but a common roadside flare and the Kung-Fu grip she developed playing with one of her early GI Joe dolls.
Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic of Thunder mimicking as best possible GI Joe with Kung Fu Grip
Here we see Bryce in the outfit she wore to the Premiere of “The Night Porter”. In preparation for the Premiere she used a combination of the Meisner Technique, Practical Aesthetics and the work of Uta Hagen to get into the role: She starved herself for six months, read the collected works of Elie Wiesel, learned how to speak fluent Yiddish and hung out in Borough Park with the Hassidim selling Shlishkes with fried onions for a living. Despite the terrific realism in her method acting she was eventually outed when she mistakenly called the Shlishkes…Gnocchi and sold them with tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese instead of fried onions. She did however have several offers of marriage during her stay there and even after she was outed. She was also very popular at the Mikveh .
Bryce Dallas Howard from the 2016 Sundance Film Festival Portraits For Solemates. Here we’re left with the question…”How does she do it?”
Taken from Sundance 2016 Portraits for Solemates. Photo spread comes with a warning not to spend more than a few minutes gazing at the portraits or you’ll be hypnotized and unable to return to the person you were.