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Bryce’s Dad: Ron Howard

Here’s Bryce’s Dad Ron Howard as he currently appears (with 10 layers of heavy make-up).

Here’s Ron when he was a child actor

Bryce’s father, great director and actor: Ronald William Howard

Little known fact about Ron… he would steal clothing from other actors while they were on the set and have his Aunt Bee make new clothes for him. In this picture he displays the handsome jacket Bee made for him in between takes of the “Andy Griffith Show” out of the smoking jacket he stole from Boris Karloff’s dressing room! The jacket is now known as the “Haha I stole this from Frankenstein’s Monster” Jacket. Here is Boris Karloff wearing the original smoking jacket before it was purloined and colored with the Periwinkle colored Crayola Crayon.

Basil Rathbone, Boris Karloff, and Donnie Dunagan aka “The Lindbergh Baby”
Boris Karloff and Donnie Dunagan in Son of Frankenstein meets Charles Lindbergh, Jr.
Donnie Dunagan as “The Lindbergh Baby”
Donnie Dunagan in a photo taken at Monsterpalooza in 2015 alive and well. He is well known and well regarded for enjoying spending time with hotties.

I have tried repeatedly to collect the reward for finding “The Lindbergh Baby” alive and well, alas to no avail. With interest the reward would total about 50 Billion Zimbabwean Dollars, maybe more!

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Quiz of the Day: Operation ‘Dinner Out’

What is Operation ‘Dinner Out’ and how does it relate to this young man? Answer will appear on the same day Rocky Horror Live shows up at Universal Studios Florida.(Just kidding…that’s in 2023!! The answer is below)

Robert Redford in Spy Game

Robert Redford in Pete’s Dragon
Bryce Howard, Robert Redford, and Oona Laurence in Pete’s Dragon
Oakes Fegley as Pete with his Dragon in Pete’s Dragon also starring Operation Dinner Out Redford!…everyone should have one! (A dragon that is!)
Shhh! (Isn’t this perfect!!!!!!!)
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Bryce Dallas Howard: Actress, Director and Humanitarian displays not only the most amazing cleavage North of Antarctica but also the cardiac scar she received when she donated her only living heart to a total stranger in need. She stated, “I’m pretty big hearted and the recipient would have almost certainly died without it.” She also stated, “I’ll manage without it for a while since I’ve learned some amazing Tibetan meditation practices from a good friend of mine. He’s awesome and I’m sure will give me his heart when the time comes…if he hasn’t already.”
Bryce Dallas Howard in “Jurassic World” Released June 12, 2015, directed by Colin Trevorrow generated 1.67 Billion USD. Bryce Howard was quoted as saying, “That seems like a lot of money but after all the bills were paid and we smuggled all that great coffee out of Costa Rica in dinosaur eggs we were left with about 40 cents.” She also said, “The real money was made on popcorn and those new cool Coca Cola machines which can generate every possible flavor of Coke under the sun, though one combination of flavors we mixed turned out to taste something like we envision the Dead Sea Scrolls might if you were allowed to taste them.” In this photo Bryce fights off a giant dinosaur using nothing but a common roadside flare and the Kung-Fu grip she developed playing with one of her early GI Joe dolls.

 

Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic of Thunder mimicking as best possible GI Joe with Kung Fu Grip
Here we see Bryce in the outfit she wore to the Premiere of “The Night Porter”. In preparation for the Premiere she used a combination of the Meisner Technique, Practical Aesthetics and the work of Uta Hagen to get into the role: She starved herself for six months, read the collected works of Elie Wiesel, learned how to speak fluent Yiddish and hung out in Borough Park with the Hassidim selling Shlishkes with fried onions for a living. Despite the terrific realism in her method acting she was eventually outed when she mistakenly called the Shlishkes…Gnocchi and sold them with tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese instead of fried onions. She did however have several offers of marriage during her stay there and even after she was outed. She was also very popular at the Mikveh .
Bryce Dallas Howard from the 2016 Sundance Film Festival Portraits For Solemates. Here we’re left with the question…”How does she do it?”
Sundance Again
Taken from Sundance 2016 Portraits for Solemates. Photo spread comes with a warning not to spend more than a few minutes gazing at the portraits or you’ll be hypnotized and unable to return to the person you were.