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Yesterday Kate Moss returned home from Europe to find out Teddies were back. She prepared to put on the Teddy after she selected something tasteful to wear under it.

Much to her excitement she discovered that it was the Teddy Bears that were back and not the lace Teddies as she first thought.

She and her bear hugged and caught up on old times. They then engaged in a photo shoot that could only be described as joyous.

A while later she put on her lace Teddy and caught up with her husband in a moment that could also only be described as joyous. Sadly, no photos of that were permitted.

For General Audiences:

May be inappropriate for children (Contains nudity of mermaids)

 

Warning!! Contains Soggy Bottoms

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Only person who can appear in a black and white photo and still appear to be in color.

She’s Got the Money, Too

I’m just as fond of beauty, as anyone can be,
For them rosy cheeks and pearly teeth, I dearly love to see.
For I know one that has them, except me and you,
Lord, she is the sweetest girly and she’s got the money, too.

 Now, won’t I love my honey (Lord, yes)
And won’t I spend her money, (Ain’t I mean?)
I’m as happy as a flower that sips the fallen dew,
For I know a little girly and she’s got the money, too.

She takes me out a’ridin’ whenever she comes down,
She owns the finest Cadillac and Buick in the town.
She told me that she loves me, oh listen, wouldn’t you?
Oh, she is the sweetest girly and she’s got the money, too.

I asked her a question, if she would be my bride.
She said, “You are the sweetest boy that ever lived or done.”
I told her that I meaned it, she said she did too.
She is the sweetest girly and she’s got the money, too.

Here’s Bryce’s Dad Ron Howard as he currently appears (with 10 layers of heavy make-up).

Here’s Ron when he was a child actor

Little known fact about Ron… he would steal clothing from other actors while they were on the set and have his Aunt Bee make new clothes for him. In this picture he displays the handsome jacket Bee made for him in between takes of the “Andy Griffith Show” out of the smoking jacket he stole from Boris Karloff’s dressing room! The jacket is now known as the “Haha I stole this from Frankenstein’s Monster” Jacket. Here is Boris Karloff wearing the original smoking jacket before it was purloined and colored with the Periwinkle colored Crayola Crayon.

I have tried repeatedly to collect the reward for finding “The Lindbergh Baby” alive and well, alas to no avail. With interest the reward would total about 50 Billion Zimbabwean Dollars, maybe more!

Angelina Jordan…dazzling singer and simply the greatest thing to come out of Norway since Lutefisk… Enjoy!!!!

 

Robert Redford in Spy Game