Happy Valentines Day Bryce

Dear Bryce:

Happy Valentines Day…for all you are…and all you do!

A Series of Unfortunate Events Cast
Bryce Howard… unmistakeable!
Bryce and her Dad

 

Bryce

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Valentines Day

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Sex and Candy

Hangin’ round downtown by myself
And I had so much time
To sit and think about myself
And then there she was

Like double cherry pie
Yeah there she was
Like disco superfly

I smell sex and candy here
Who’s that lounging in my chair

 

Who’s that casting devious stares
In my direction

Mama this surely is a dream

Yeah mama this surely is a dream

Yeah mama this surely is a dream

Hangin’ round downtown by myself

And I had too much caffeine

And I was thinkin’ ’bout myself

And then there she was

In platform double suede
Yeah there she was

Like disco lemonade

I smell sex and candy here
Who’s that lounging in my chair

 

Who’s that casting devious stares
In my direction

Mama this surely is a dream

Yeah mama this surely is a dream

Yeah mama this surely is a dream

I smell sex and candy here

Who’s that lounging in my chair

Who’s that casting devious stares in my direction

Mama this surely is a dream

Yeah mama this surely is a dream

 

Yeah mama this surely is a dream

 

 

Yeah mama this must be my dream

 

 

 

 

Kate Moss celebrates the return of Teddies

Kate Moss returns from Europe to find all Teddies have been returned to rightful owners.

Yesterday Kate Moss returned home from Europe to find out Teddies were back. She prepared to put on the Teddy after she selected something tasteful to wear under it.

Much to her excitement she discovered that it was the Teddy Bears that were back and not the lace Teddies as she first thought.

She and her bear hugged and caught up on old times. They then engaged in a photo shoot that could only be described as joyous.

A while later she put on her lace Teddy and caught up with her husband in a moment that could also only be described as joyous. Sadly, no photos of that were permitted.

The Moment Odysseus Knew…

For General Audiences:

May be inappropriate for children (Contains nudity of mermaids)

 

Warning!! Contains Soggy Bottoms

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.mheine.com/sirens-concept.html

https://bcc-cuny.digication.com/rjlanors/The_Seductive_Voices_of_Sirens    “Sirens get to control and do whatever they want with you.”

 

 

She is the sweetest girlie…

She’s Got the Money, Too

I’m just as fond of beauty, as anyone can be,
For them rosy cheeks and pearly teeth, I dearly love to see.
For I know one that has them, except me and you,
Lord, she is the sweetest girly and she’s got the money, too.

 Now, won’t I love my honey (Lord, yes)
And won’t I spend her money, (Ain’t I mean?)
I’m as happy as a flower that sips the fallen dew,
For I know a little girly and she’s got the money, too.

She takes me out a’ridin’ whenever she comes down,
She owns the finest Cadillac and Buick in the town.
She told me that she loves me, oh listen, wouldn’t you?
Oh, she is the sweetest girly and she’s got the money, too.

I asked her a question, if she would be my bride.
She said, “You are the sweetest boy that ever lived or done.”
I told her that I meaned it, she said she did too.
She is the sweetest girly and she’s got the money, too.